How to Get a Donation From Someone Rich
How on earth would I know how to get a donation from a rich person? Well, people think I do know. More and more people are searching for that phrase and similar in Google and then they click on my site in the results. They must be disappointed when they arrive. I am no expert on the topic and I wouldn’t really want to be. But I’m doing a study of some of my long-tail searches and will be posting some examples of the unexpected traffic sites get.
Search: “How to Get a Donation From Someone Rich” (or similar, “rich people giving money away” etc)
Results: 1,300,000
Ads that appear in Google: How to Donate and How to Get Rich ads.
My position: Page 2 of the organic results. My homepage is linked to, not a landing page.
I looked at the other results and couldn’t find much of use to a person looking to get money from rich people, apart from this page from HiMoney which is a free financial advice site. It seems to automatically browse the internet for answers and post what they think is relevant. The system seemed pretty disgusted by the question but offered a range of possibilities, including:
- Just ask
- Marry them
- Invent a charity and ask them to donate
- Please slap yourself
- Do something for them
- Dunno but please tell me when you find out
Those spidered answers seem to get the point across. I hope that helps my visitors who arrive here by searching for something so lame. Now get out!
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This post will probably put you on page 1!
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June 2nd, 2007 at 10:00 pmIf you manage to live upto your blog name, let me know and I’ll take you up on this post….
I’ll ask
I’ll invent a charity
I’ll slap myself, or let you slap me….lol
I’ll do something for you
your second point would be too difficult…:S
June 5th, 2007 at 9:03 amI love my anit-spam word
My point is that your site did not help at all and I seriously need donations!! Come on
August 23rd, 2007 at 4:18 pmSorry Nancy, you’re on your own from here
August 23rd, 2007 at 4:30 pmYou should donate to me. I’ve made it easy via paypal. I need money to sit around and drink beer. Thanks.
September 20th, 2007 at 7:39 pmYou know what guys this is not funny, me and my family really need money, i don’t know what to do i need help from anybody, it will help! I’m really stressed i have two babies one is 9 months and the other one is 21 months and shes our miracle baby, she was only 2 pounds at birth and thats why we named her Miracle shes the same size as her little sister Destiny
October 2nd, 2007 at 10:39 amThanks
donate for me
May 1st, 2008 at 5:45 pmmy education
Hi,
May 15th, 2008 at 12:15 amI am dr.zahid haider from Bangladesh.We are 12 doctors going to start a paediatric hospital in Bangladesh.We want to give better health care to our poor patients just for minimal cost.Now we are in shortage of money.Any rich person can help us.
Hello,
I am Zorren. I am a undergraduate University student from Malaysia.
I need donation from you all to help me for my study spending. I come from a small village and of course a poor family. I noticed that my dad them all try so hard to earn income and spend a lot from their income to me. I really feel sorry to them, but i can’t do anything as i can’t work because i have no time to do this. I hope you all can donate me, even a dollar, i also will appreciate with your help.Thank you.
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May 26th, 2008 at 4:12 amplease donate me some money
April 27th, 2009 at 7:34 pmPlease assist to me .i have 2 child.still i dont have house for them. i am working in factory.that earning not enough for build house.
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June 18th, 2009 at 7:36 pm