Cape Hair: How Not To Spend $280
After six months of world travel, my hair was starting to look like a Tina Turner wig so I thought I’d treat myself to a salon cut and color. I knew better hair would make me a better blogger.
Remind me to never do so again, because I’d forgotten how tortuous such sessions are.
First came The Assessment from Fabian/Marc-Pierre. My previous home-dye jobs were inspected with much shaking of the head. “We’ll have to strip that out,” they said. My hair was washed, some strands were snipped, the “dye strip” was added. It smelt like turpentine. Time dragged. I flipped through lame magazines. Muzak played in the background.
The strip was washed out, but it hadn’t worked. “Looks like we’ll have to move to Level 2,” said the hair dude, without a hint of a smile. Luckily the situation wasn’t as bad as he thought after a blow-dry. “You’re hair’s darker when it’s wet!” he commented in surprise. Fancy that! But I couldn’t reply as the blow-dryer was roaring in my ear and I looked like Cousin It in a cape, with hair flying all over the place.
Three hours passed. It was getting dark, and I was hungry. But the end was in sight. After some new color, a few hair-flips, enough spray to cause a chemical imbalance and some vigorous brushing and sculpting, I was presented with the mirror. And it really didn’t look much different from three hours earlier. “Looks great!” I commented, a false note in my voice. His eyebrows narrowed. “Yes, great demarkation,” he said.
It cost $280. $280! That’s a lifetime of AdSense earnings. Next time I’m shaving it all off. ProBlogger and Shoemoney have little hair, so clearly the less hair you have, the better blogger you are.
So how to save on haircuts?
Update: I thought that, instead of just complaining, I should look at ways to avoid this in future. And found this great piece on how to save on haircuts.
- If coloring at home, use a gentle shade and a trusted brand
- If you splurge on color, get a cheaper cut and vice versa
- Get cheap cuts in-between, if you prefer the salon
- If you’re brave, you could try a home cut
- Think about getting a simpler cut that doesn’t require as much maintenance
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What about John Chow and his ABNORMALLY SQUARE HAIR CUT?!?!?!
Surely it isn’t just me who’s freaked out by it?
July 28th, 2007 at 8:51 pmNow THAT’S the haircut I should’ve asked for. His cut must be worth at least $400.
July 28th, 2007 at 9:31 pmI’d pay him $400 to get gospelrhys.co.uk shaved into his head.
July 28th, 2007 at 11:16 pmWow $280 you really are rich ! And I thought you were kidding !
July 29th, 2007 at 6:29 amErm, no. I won’t be eating for the next month.
July 29th, 2007 at 7:43 amGreat post, sucky experience. I’ve got an appointment to get mine done. She blocks out three hours for me because I have super-thick hair that takes forever to highlight and lowlight and all that stuff. I am waiting to have cheekbones, at which point I’ll just cut it all off.
July 29th, 2007 at 3:32 pmrewind this …280$ wow , only a woman can do that.. sorry i’m shock 280$ wow.. I just can’t picture myself give 280$ to the barber… thanks god i’m a men and thanx god I shave it all loll so much simple. Maybe i should start a post or two about great body care for less then 40$ ahahah
July 29th, 2007 at 7:03 pm