26 Oct

Leave My PageRank ALONE!

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!!!

So after over a week of non-blogging and non-blog activity in general, I check my RSS to discover that Google PageRank has changed and some major bloggers have dropped, inexplicably, from a PR7 to a PR4.  Godoogle works in mysterious ways.

Meanwhile, RichMinx.com celebrates a PR8, despite erratic blogging times. Wait – my page rank indicator was cached. It’s still PR0. Which reads like ‘PRO’, so it’s not all bad.

Some of the big bloggers out there are being very chin up about the whole thing. There’s a real element of Pollyanna: “Well, I got bitch-slapped by Google, but that’s okay; I understand that the beatings must continue until morale improves.” Nonsense! Come on, BBs, let’s have some Chris Crocker style hysteria.

“And how DARE Google lower my PAGERANK! All you Google people CARE ABOUT is your money and SEARCH engine! All you want is more, more, MORE! Leave my PageRank ALONE right NOW! Please…” *Sob*