The Week That Was
Questions on my mind this week:
1. If I go to Sydney for the weekend, does that enhance my foreign policy experience?
2. Is it really possible to read all the magazines in world, as Sarah Palin claims to have done? Even a speed-reader would struggle, I think.
3. Is buying a url similar to that of a successful blog (be it a .net version or just a typo of the same url) effectively drinking the blogger’s milkshake?
4. Does visiting a country for a couple of days really mean you have ’seen’ that country?
5. Can I really be expected to pick up on your cryptic references to ’60s TV shows?
6. Is my $700B bailout in the post?
7. Is googling oneself really a narcissistic waste of time, or a useful exercise in monitoring one’s personal branding?
8. Speaking of personal branding, are there any Gen-Yers out there who don’t have a tattoo?
9. If Metallica needed an on-call therapist for two years, what hope is there for the rest of us?
10. Why didn’t I win last night’s $20m lottery draw? I bought a ticket and everything.
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Sunday, October 5th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
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1. Only if you mean Sydneyakistan of the former Soviet Union
2. perhaps, by golly, you betcha, darn right
3. My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they’re like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
I can teach you,
but I have to charge
4. I don’t see what you mean
5. Don’t “sock it to me”, because here “comes da judge”.
6. You mean your 700B recovery plan.
7. I’m too busy looking in the mirror to mess with Google.
8. What do midgets have to do with it? Da Plane, Da Plane
9. That’s some kind of monster!
10. Did you walk under a ladder or open an umbrella in the house? Usually lottery odds are great.
I hope that answers your question!
October 6th, 2008 at 6:43 amHaha it sure does! I’ll have to think up some harder ones
October 6th, 2008 at 8:22 pmShona,
I think foreign policy experience in the United States is if you can see a foreign country from your house, see Sarah Palin, now what that is in New Zealand is a whole different story. You see we like to keep our expectations low, see George Bush. I mean if you look at how to keep happy you just keep your expectations low and when you actually get results then you are pleasantly surprised and happy.
Is the United STates going into a depression? Perhaps. Perhaps not. It is all about the expectations of the consumers which has been lowered over the years.
October 7th, 2008 at 4:06 amSarah Palin is cute and she can wink and say betcha on stage. Do these look like things Dick Cheney or Al Gore or Joe Biden can do? If not, then you betcha she’d make a great VP.
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October 15th, 2008 at 7:34 pm